Countryballs: The Animated Series/Quotes

(from the All in the China Family skit)
 * Qingball: Aiya! Please do not steal of my child!
 * UKball: Ooooh, lovely! I shall adopt this child who has great smelling perfume!

(from the All in the China Family skit)
 * British Hong Kongball: Daddy! I don't wanna go to China!
 * UKball: Ugh... son, I made a treaty with Miss Chinaball.
 * British Hong Kongball: But there's no democracy there!

(from the International Baseball skit)
 * Japanball #1: This basebarru bat have many potentiaru for many k**ku!
 * Japanball #2: Maybe add tentacru?
 * Japanball #3: Many kawaii time is yes!
 * Japanball #4: This is gleatest game evah

(from the Eukestauzia the Baby: Part I skit)
 * Vlokozu Unionball: Uh, hello UAR, can I havings of your kebab baby?
 * UARball: Okay, fine. Please be sure you take care of him.
 * Vlokozu Unionball: Many thanks! Bye!
 * Young!Eukestauziaball: Are you going to look after me, UVS?
 * Vlokozu Unionball: Of course I will!
 * El Kadsreball: And that's how you came into the family!
 * Eukestauziaball: Well, I'm a kebab that speaks perfect English!

(from the Eukestauzia the Baby: Part II skit)
 * Eukestauziaball: For the love of God-
 * Saudi Arabiaball: Allah.
 * Eukestauziaball: Shut up you Israel-hating dumba**, anyways, I am not a baby! I've existed since, like, 1857!

(from the P.C. Cops skit)
 * Texasball: Georgia had to change his flag after three activists complained.
 * Georgiaball: (as his 2003-present flag peels off to reveal the 2001-2003 and 1956-2001 flags underneath) Tell 'em about it.

(from the Retirement Home for Old Empires skit)
 * Indonesiaball: Father, stop resist! Yuo need is bath nao!
 * Netherlandsball: NEE! NEE! KEEP AWAY ME FROM WATER! KEEP AWAY!

(from the Retirement Home for Old Empires skit)
 * USAball: Hey dad, we came to visi- S**t! He's trying to run away again!
 * Australiaball: Hold him down mates!
 * Canadaball: Nurse, get the tranquilizers, eh?
 * UKball: I DO NOT BELONG HERE AT ALL! I STILL HAVE TERRITORIES! I AM BIG! I AM RELEVANT! RULE THE WAVES! THE EMPIRE LIVES!

(from the Marriage Day skit)
 * Vatican Cityball: Nao, do tu promise to love each other for the eterno?